49 things about me....more or less

Well I guess it's about time I posted this, since Warren posted it and invited everone who want to to join in the fun.

49 things

I don’t usually do these things that seem to float around the net, but I thought it might be a fun change. Here’s some random junk about me.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Well yeah, I guess, it’s a pretty common name. Nothing made up off the top of your head or anything like that.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? That’s getting kind of personal don’t you think? I mean I know it’s OK for men to cry and everything, but really!! If you wanna know if I’m a sissy-boy just ask. I mean, yeah, I get a little emotional now and then. Watching a sad movie I may shed a tear, but doesn’t everyone?

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Pfffft. I can’t even read it. That’s why I use a computer!!!

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham!!! None of that mystery meat for me.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Yes, I have three. One of each.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? You have GOT to be kidding.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? And just WHO do you think invented it?

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? No, I ripped them babies out when I was thirteen. Cooked them up in a fine whine sauce and had a great breakfast.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Sure, if they ever made a bungee cord that would support a Sherman Tank and I had enough alcohol in my system. It’s on my bucket list, right after nude skydiving and swimming with a school of sharks.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? At my age.....Bran of course!

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Whenever I HAVE to wear shoes, they are either slip-on or Velcro baby!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Homemade Kick-the-Can Ice Cream!!! Or I can settle for chocolate soft serve. But I really have a jones for good old Orange Sherbet.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? The eyes tell it all.

15. RED OR PINK? Definitely red ...blood red!

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My hair, what hasn’t turned grey fell out. I hate that.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My mind.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? No there are just too many weirdo’s out there!

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Pants and Shoes? I don’t remember there being a dress code to do this darn thing!OK, no shoes…I am barefoot! Pants,pants??? Ah,,,,they are sorta pink and hairy. (reminder to self; don’t do any of these stupid question things until dressed)

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The voices in my head....it’s okay they trust me, NOW!

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Dip Sh....Stick Brown.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Napalm in the morning! How about the woods, the river, fresh sawn lumber, fresh caught fish frying in the pan. Oh, and burnt gunpowder.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Some Middle-Eastern guy who was trying to speak English and failing miserably. I couldn’t even understand what it was he was selling or who he was representing. You would think that telemarketers would hire people who could speak the language.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Sure, Warren is a Hoot!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH: It’s a toss up between drying paint and grass growing.

27. HAIR Color? No, I prefer to go au natural.

28. EYE COLOR? See above.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No I try to keep foreign material out of my eyes.

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Simple peasant fare. FRIED fish or chicken.

31.SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? I’ll take one of each.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Flight of the Intruder.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Back to the dress code huh!

34.SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. I hate winter almost as much as I hate baked fish.

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Depends on who from.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I am not reading now, I am typing on the computer. What’s with all of these trick questions? However I have been trying to read “The Lone Drow” by R.A. Salvatore for months now.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A cat looking for the mouse.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Can’t remember.

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? HUH???

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Stones rolling over beetles.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? 823.4 miles.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Yes, I can annoy people in 23 languages. All age groups and ethnicity’s.

46 WHERE WERE U BORN? According to my Mother and my wife, in a barn. However on my birth certificate it says Cass City Hospital.

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Oh it was a glorious site. It was at my cousins wedding reception and I had been drinking since before noon, since I was in the wedding party.. I think her and her girlfriend showed up about 9pm and I was feeling no pain, as a matter of fact I may have even tried to ask her to dance (which means I must have been quite inebriated, because I was having a hard time even talking not alone walking). About a month later we had our fist date, on a double date with her girlfriend and my best friend. After we dropped the girls off I told my buddy that that was the girl that I was going to marry and spend the rest of my life with. He asked me if she new this? I said “Heck no she doesn’t even like me..... yet.” A little over a year later we were married and six months later my buddy and her girlfriend got married. That was over 36 years ago.

49. WHAT ARE SOME THINGS THAT DRIVE YOU CRAZY? People who can’t drive responsibly. Stupid people. Our Government. Poachers and so called “sport hunters”. People who dump unwanted pets at or near my house. People who immigrate to the US and expect us to change our ways for them. You came here. Learn our language, become a citizen, don’t expect us to provide you with welfare, change our language or take Christianity out of our country.

Ok, so play along. I think it will be fun to see how crazy some of you all are too!

Interview from Lisa

I follow Lisa's blog at Laughing Orca Ranch and a while back she was interviewed and posted a challenge. So I agreed to be interviewed by her; here are the questions she emailed me.


I dared you, and you dared me, and I dare you right back! hahah!



1)Talk about your proudest moment.

Well that is just too hard to choose. The day I was married? The birth of my first born? The birth of ALL 3 of my children? My accomplishments at teaching my Boy Scout Troop gun safety and marksmanship that impressed an Army Major? My work skills?

If I had to choose only one it would have to be the birth of my first child. You can read more about that here.



2)Talk about your most embarrassing moment.

Loosing my swimming trunks (well actually an old pair of my dad’s and they were too big for me) at the beach in Caseville when I was about ten and having to come out of the water naked to get my towel to wrap around myself.



3)If you could travel anywhere, where would it be?

This too is difficult, I would like to visit all of the places my Dad did in his service in the Navy. But I want to visit Ireland and Hungary the most. The lands of my ancestors.



4)Have you ever swam naked? Yes Where? The Cass River, the old Municipal Swimming Pool in town (Five of us guys from the trailer park pooled our money and rented the pool for a private 2 hour midnight swim. We weren’t there for more than a half hour when the much older teenage girl lifeguard came out and told us to leave as she had a date that night. We refused and she kept bugging us so someone took off their swimwear and threw at her. She ran screaming back into the office. Then we all started throwing our swimming trunks at her whenever she came back out of the office. We finally finished our swim and left a very mad lifeguard to go on her date.), the gravel pit behind the trailer park I grew up in, and the beach at Caseville.



5)How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5



6)What is the most daring thing you've ever done?

Daring or Stupid, you decide!
Way back when I was a teenager, fresh out of school and working in the next town, still living at home. On my way home from work one morning, I was jamming to the tunes on the radio, not paying any attention as to how fast I was going and as I came over a little hill I saw a County Sheriff coming at me. I looked down and saw the needle on the speedometer pushing 80. As we passed each other I knew from his look that I was in BIG trouble! Now I have no idea what possessed me to do it, other than thinking about how much trouble I would be in with my dad, but I floored it and headed for the nearest dirt side road. As I made the turn I saw flashing lights about a half a mile behind me. I headed for the nearest State Land thinking I would loose him on the hunting trails. After making a few more turns I hit this old bumpy dirt road and buried the speedometer. Nothing held the road like my '65 Dodge Dart. As I was making the turn I could see the flashing lights just a couple hundred yards behind me. While flying down the road kicking up all kinds of dust, I suddenly realized just what the heck I was doing. I was in deep do-do. Not only was breaking the law, but I was going against everything I had been taught. I was driving a pretty unique car and I was sure that the officer had gotten my plate number. As I was coming to the end of the road I knew what I had to do. I stopped to face the music. I looked in my rear view mirror and all I could see was dust. Fearing a rear end collision, I turned at the intersection and looked back. Nothing but clouds of dust, No Flashing Lights!!! I sat there waiting for the dust to clear and started worrying about the police officer, did he get in an accident trying to follow me? The first mile of this short road was bordered by pine trees, did he loose control and hit one? I backed up and headed back the way I had come, dreading to come upon the scene of a horrific accident. No sign of the police car anywhere. I drove back out to the main road....nothing. I sat there trying to figure out what I should do next, turn myself in or go home? Well I figured they knew where to find me, so I went home, expecting the cops to be there when I arrived. Nope. I told no one. I sat there waiting for them to arrive. They never came. I was harassed by State, County, and local police for a while after that with frequent pullovers to do safety checks on my vehicle, (it had been in an accident before I bought it and the rear end was messed up, but all of the lights worked) and they had told me that they were looking for someone with a car matching my description. Yeah RIGHT, I thought! Until one day when I found this other car and it was driven by a guy who looked a lot like me too, but older! It even had a banged up rear end like mine. As I pulled up next to him at the stoplight, I waved to him and he waved back. I wonder if he was stopped as often as I was?



7)What is the funniest thing you've ever seen?

Well this may not have been the funniest, but it was memorable.
About 20 years ago, I was at work at the grain elevator in Saginaw, running the bean plant, and standing in a doorway about 20 feet off the ground. I was looking out at the road about 100 ft. away, watching cars go by and waiting for my shift to end. Two older teen aged schoolgirls were walking down the sidewalk on the far side of the road, when a teenage boy in a car, pulled off the road right in front of me, to talk to them. They came to the side of the road and talked through the passenger side window. I don’t know what the conversation was about, but all of a sudden there was hollering and arm waving. The guy sped off and the girls walked out into the road screaming obscenities and flipping him the bird. Then one girl raised her shirt and bared her breasts at him. It was quite a show. I was laughing and clapping my hands when they finally spotted me looking down at them. They waved at me shyly and continued their walk.

Now if YOU are interested in being interviewed by Me, just send an email to gary_dillon@hotmail.com and I will be glad to make up some questions just for you.